Staff Report

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• Startup Announces Encryption Algorithm Is 'Constant Time on Average'

  "In expectation, no bits are revealed," team clarifies, assuming a well-behaved adversary.

  February 25, 2026

• Groundbreaking Study Confirms "I Asked AI" Now Valid Citation Format

  Universities embrace "widespread informal compliance."

  February 22, 2026

• Cryptographer Unveils New Side-Channel Defense: Spraying Adversary With Water, Saying 'Bad Dog'

  Researcher argues physical discouragement provides 'practical constant-time guarantees.'

  February 21, 2026

• Seattle Engineer Speaks Six Languages, None Offline

  "Fluent Japanese" temporarily suspended at 2% battery in remote mountain village.

  February 18, 2026

• Local Developer Claims New Algorithm Runs in Constant Time; Refuses to Specify Which Constant

  "It's O(1), where 1 is a very large number," says engineer.

  February 14, 2026